ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i now understand why vodka
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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