im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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