He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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