I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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