People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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