Kiss
Puke
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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