you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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