I'm gonna have a badass scar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like iHOP with fire
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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