i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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