just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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