this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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