dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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