We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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