I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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