sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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