Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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