He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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