We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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