I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
