Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
