I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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