i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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