I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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