please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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