You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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