I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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