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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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