Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize