Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
