I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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