Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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