So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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