Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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