Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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