I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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