guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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