it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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