: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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