Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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