worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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