Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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