"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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