Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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