Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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