I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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