My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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