He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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