I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
