I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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