I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
