Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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