When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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