She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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